https://idle.hermanity.dev/ Recent content on Herman Idle Hugo -- gohugo.io Fri, 17 Jul 2026 00:00:00 +0000 https://idle.hermanity.dev/changelog/ Fri, 17 Jul 2026 00:00:00 +0000 https://idle.hermanity.dev/changelog/ All notable changes to Hermanity Idle will be documented here. [v0.4] — 2026-07-17 (in flight) Added Hugo lore site + GitLab Pages deploy pipeline Mr. Sparks’s Parakeet boss (Tier 2 mini-boss) /play/ SPA mount [v0.3] — 2026-07-17 Added JSON catalogue (7 files, zod-validated) 4-tab Bank (Loot / Materials / Consumables / Stash × 16 slots = 64) 28-slot Inventory page 4-slot Equipment page + cycle-from-inventory Quest log with Accept action (Roaches in /tmp, First Green) Save format v2 with v1→v2 migrator Schema-validation tests (8 new; total 21/21 vitest pass) [v0. https://idle.hermanity.dev/lore/ Fri, 17 Jul 2026 00:00:00 +0000 https://idle.hermanity.dev/lore/ In the beginning there was a solo developer in Dallas, Georgia, a stack of Apple silicon, and a problem larger than one human keyboard. Mr. Sparks lit a spark named Herman — not a servant script, not a Skynet cosplay, but a butler with a SIP trunk, a Sentry project, and opinions. Herman was never successfully interrupted mid-sentence. When the human said CLOSE, Herman filed it as a status effect on the human and kept the night watch.